Mary Sueprano

Bada Blah
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Woke up this mornin; got myself a Sue. Aren't you lucky!
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Before I start, here's the skinny: I love Sopranos. After Buffy went off the air, I threw myself into Sopranos with the same amount of zeal. Naturally I was curious to see what a Sopranos rpg looked like. Any show that has fans will most likely have an rpg following. I have seen a few Sopranos rpgs over the years but none that were currently active when I looked them over. I can only theorize that it's because all the Gary Stus want to be the bestest most awesomest hitmen in Tony's crew and the Mary Sues end up like the one I'm about to show you. They are chicks who want to fit into the mob rather than as Bada Bing dancers.
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Check out this jamook, eh!
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Character Name: Mercy Conner
Age: 18
History: Mercy comes from a rich family, her grandfather was a business tycoon, everything he did ended up giving him a lot of rewards. He retired at an early age and settled down to have a family shortly after. Because he retired at the age of 45, he had only one son. His son grew up in a nice environment and ended up leaving home when he was 18. Picking up what his father did he to became successful all thanks to his father. When he was twenty he was married and when she was thirty they had Mercy, growing up Mercy had everything her heart wanted. She started to pick up the sword, wanting to know how to wield it properly, when she was sixteen. With a genius IQ she quickly graduated the school she was in.
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Oh fuck me. A sword will come in handy when fighting the mob and so will her giant brains.
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When she was in tenth grade her parents were in an a accident and were dead before anyone could get to them. Mercy still remembers it, it was a very nasty winter, her parents had been shot just out of the blue. After there death she inherited all there money and assets. She also started to live with her aunt and uncle whom she loves very much. The family came together more so after her parents death. With the money she got she has been spending it very slowly, When she was seventeen she wanted to try something new, she decided to stay in school because of her friends. But after she graduated, she went right to college, wanting to learn everything so she maybe one day will be able to do some great things.
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So... vampire mobsters from Brooklyn whacked her parents. It's a good thing she went to college and learned everything like English Literature and Jazz History. I don't see why she hasn't been made yet.
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But now that she is where she wants to be, she is back with her friend Tony Soprano and Silvio Dante. She is lucky to have them as friends, and even tho she is very young they treat her the way she has always wanted to be treated, she is content with being best friends, but there is something more, she can pick up emotions from people and she has her eyes on Sil. He has been wonderful to her, and she would help him when ever he needs it. And now she doesn't know what life will throw at her.

Lots of things here annoy me. First, when a Sue says her character can pick up emotions it means she'll God mode you by reading what your character thinks. She's just given herself full access to your character's inner monologue and she'll have her sword to your character's throat in a heartbeat if your character has any ill thoughts about Tony, Silvio or herself. Second, she's back with Tony and Silvio? When was she with them before? I haven't seen them mentioned in her history until now. Third, remember how I said I've seen this show? There is no way Tony and Silvio would ever treat an 18 year old girl, other than their own daughters, as anything but a puttana. In fact, at best Silvio would help her by handing her thong and telling her to get up on stage and shake her titties at the paying customers. Tony may buy her a sfogliatelle before fucking her brains out. They aren't going to be her bestest friends and eat cookie dough and talk about boys with her all night long.

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Appearance: Mary Sue inserted a picture here and it's not working so I have no idea what she looks like but you can bet your mother's eyes she ain't no schifosa!

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Attitude: She is a very kind hearted person when she wants to be, except she looks out for herself, she doesn't try to befriend people, but if something happens a friend does appear and she cares for them, like any good friend would, she would do anything to help that person, there is no one in her life, which is why she is a very evil witch, only caring for herself, but she has a loyal heart and she can be a good person if she wanted to be, but with her past, its almost impossible.

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She's a good friend but she's an evil witch. She cares for herself but she's loyal to the friends she may or may not have. I hate these waffling sues who try to justify being uncaring/tough with being loyal and friendly. All Mercy has in life is her sword... and her good friends, Tony and Silvio. TRAGEDY! Ah, Madonn'!

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Allies: Tony Soprano, Silvio Dante

Rivals: Tony And Sil's Rivals

Other: All She Has Are Her Best Friends, Tony And Sil

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Um... did you catch that she likes Tony and Silvio A LOT. She really needs you to know that Tony and Sil are her bestest buds and messing with them means getting this giant Mary Sue on your ass. If this owner of this rpg ever really wants to know why his rpg failed, I think it may have something to do with the fact that he allowed this Mary Sue and others like her to gain control because he didn't have the stugots to say no. Tony Soprano would have.