Born to hate each other yet destined to snog. Tori is a tough chick from the wrong side of the tracks. He's a spoiled rich kid. Will her sarcasm and humping win him over in time for the Yule Ball? I'm all a twitter!!!11!!!
If Michelle Skankenburg and that Highschool Musical kid can't help Draco, who else can? That bit below Draco reads: "Awesomely amazing story written by the awesomely amazing: JustLikeTheRain". I wonder what she is trying to tell us about herself.
"A Collison with Hope." Yes, our Mary Sue is named Hope and she assures us this is magnificently written. Let me tell you about how the 'collison' will work. Draco is gonna bang that bitch with Hope of banging her again.
I don't know what could be worse than reading about Draco Malfoy and some purple eyed, diaper wearing Kawaii ho.
And here is what could be worse: Draco is now reduced to a femmie, Kawaii asshole.
Be grateful for one thing, dear readers. I kept his harem to chicks only. You could have been looking at Draco being paired with Harry, Ron, Snape, Dumbledore or that Highschool Musical kid.